Tiger Tunes Lyrics
BETA BETA Babies
Lyrics
“Dude Looks Like a Lady” - Aerosmith
Dude looks like a Baby
Dude looks like a Baby
You look like a Baby
BETA BETA Babies!
“The Great Adventure” - Steven Curtis Chapman
Swaddle Up Your Baby!
Woke up this morning
In a usual way
I open up my bottle
I’m holding my blanky
I saw my mommy stand in front of me
And I heard her say, “Let’s Go”
Swaddle Up Your Baby
We’ve got a day to blaze
We’ll follow our mommy
When she goes to Trader Joe’s (she shops at Tra-der Joe’s)
We live a life like no other
Woah,
We’re Ready for Today’s Adventure
“Fresh Prince of Bel Air” - DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince
In my Momma’s belly I was born and raised
In the crib is where I spend most of my days
Cryin’, screamin’, actin’ a fool
and drinkin’ some milk while all covered in drool
I’m just a baby who was up to no good
causing all the trouble any time I could
Couldn’t leave me at home; my mom got scared
she said, “We’re going on a stroll, go grab ya’ teddy bear”
“Ridin” - Chamillionaire
They see me strollin’
They hating
Rollin’ but they don’t know my diaper’s dirty
I’m crying so loud
I’m stankin’
Rollin’ but they don’t know my diaper’s dirty
Yeah my diaper’s dirty
Yeah my diaper’s dirty
“Rocket Man” - Elton John
Got left behind in broad daylight
On a stroller run at 9am
And I hope he’ll be fine
Without me then
“Jessie’s Girl” - Rick Springfield
Teddy was a friend
You know he’s a good friend of mine
Lately feeling strange
It ain’t hard to define
Teddy fell out of the stroller
And I wonder if he’s fine
He’s always by me when I cry
Never got to say goodbye, I just hate it
I miss holding him in my arms late, late at night
Yeah wish I had my
Teddy Bear
I wish I had my Teddy Bear
How could I lose a buddy like that?
“Sky Full of Stars” - Coldplay
Under the sky, under the sky full of stars
I lost a piece of my heart
Under the sky, under the sky full of stars
That’s where I found you
“Ain’t No Mountain High Enough” - Marvin Gaye
Listen babies
Ain’t no crib too high
Ain’t no stroll too long
Ain’t no cry that’s loud enough, babies
When we need, we’ll hold you
No matter where we are
Don’t matter how far
Don’t worry babies
Just call my name and I’m there in a hurry
You ain’t gotta worry
Cause babies there
Ain’t no crib that’s high enough
Ain’t no stroll that’s long enough
Ain’t no cry that’s loud enough
To keep us from getting to you
“Goodnight, Sweetheart, Goodnight’ - The Spaniels
Goodnight JPAC it’s time to go
Goodnight JPAC it’s time to go
We hate to leave you but we really must say
A Goodnight JPAC, Goodnight
CM Flamingos
Lyrics
Pink - Lizzo
When we wake up, in our own pink world
Ruffle up our feathers and give them a twirl
Flamingos! (Hey!) We’re so cool
All pinked out, just playin’ in the water so blue
Come on, we got some good shrimp to chew
We are the best, and that’s the truth
Flamingos! No need to do a thing
Beautiful from beak to toe
We’re here to show we are
… Flamingos!
Beauty and the Beat - Justin Bieber
Show you off
Yeah we just wanna show you off
Yeah yeah yeah
What you got, pink feathers yeah they can’t be bought
Yeah yeah yeah
We’ll catch you even if it takes a million tries; We wanna show you all the pinker
things in life
We’ll treat you right and give all the shrimp you’d like
We’re gonna catch ya, we’re gonna catch ya
Cause the zooooo’s for you
It’ll be all about you
You can show them what you do
Yo, Feathers shining, high commodity and so defining
Flamingos, uniting, the love for our home is undying
I know, tai chi, in case the situation here gets dicey
Eager, to try me, don’t underestimate me cause I’m tiny
T-t-tiny
Tiny little bird
Smallest in the herd
Yeah Flamingos know how to endure
Want me, want me in the zoo
With the kangaroos
But i wanna stay here and look at the view
Flamingos, don’t wanna get caught OH NOOO!!
Hot Wings - Rio
Flamingos:
Time to stretch our wings out
Stretch to the left, Stretch to the right
Now shake your tail feathers, I know that’s right
We look too good, to have to fight
But we’ll be ready, ready for when they strike
Zookeepers:
Time to train, gotta be prepared
Oh yeah, you right, gotta be ready when the time comes yeah
Our zoo is great but it’d be nice to spice it up a bit
A pop of color might be just the thing to complete it
Flamingos:
But we just wanna live our lives in pinkness
Please leave us be and we won’t have to get destructive
They got it coming now we’re not afraid to fight
Flamingos, flamingos
Get ready for a fight
Hips Don’t Lie - Shakira
Intro: To Everyone here tonight, theres about to be fighting. Hide your kids and look out for those! Zookeepers, flamingos
Zookeepers: We never really knew that they would be so pink
Can make you fall in love with just one wink
So come live in our zoo
I got one! Oh wait, that’s just you.
Flamingos: Oh keepers when you talk like that
It makes you sound so mad
So be wise, and keep on
We don’t wanna go home in cages
It’s on tonight
You know its time to fight
Cause we don’t wanna just be
An attraction, in a zoo
Don’t see that our dreams matter too
Zookeepers: It’s on tonight
You know its time to fight
Cause we’ve really been wanting some
Flamingos in our zoo
Come with us, cause it our dream come true.
Part of Your World - the Little Mermaid
Intro: Guys, can’t you see, they don’t want to go to the zoo! But I think I am starting to understand why they want to stay here, out in the wild.
Look at those birds
Aren’t they so neat?
Wouldn’t you wanna be like them, just think
Living it up in the sun
They just have everything
We wear khakis and feed all the monkeys
But honestly thats such a bore
You want animals?
I got plenty
But who cares
We just need
So much more
Life in the zoo, you don’t get too far
Out in the wild there’s freedom, laughter
Strolling across a, what’s that called again?
Beach
Up where they flock, up where its fun
Where they lay out all day in the sun
Under palm trees, I want to be
Part of that world
Circle of life - Lion King
Intro mantra: The flamingos, we are the flamingos
The flamingos, we are the flamingos
CM Flamingos, sing with the flamingos
CM Flamingos
That includes us all
From rivals to friends
Through thick and thin
And we’ve found our place
On the JPAC stage
We are CM
CM Flamingos
Chi Delta Corn
Lyrics
It’s Corn - 0:00-0:20 (20 seconds)
For me… I really love corn
What do you love about corn?
We’re corn!
A big lump with knobs
We have the juice (we have the juice)
We can’t imagine a more beautiful plant
We’re corn
Boot Scootin’ Boogie - 0:00-0:19; 0:57-1:26
Back in the country past the Arkadelphia sign
Where there’s a big corn farm
Near the Caddo line
The farm starts jumpin’ every year during tiger tunes
*SKIP*
So, roots to grow, docie doe, come on corn, let’s go, root scootin’
Oh, crows squawk, corn stalk, boys meet us outback we’re gonna boogie
Yeah, get down stalk around go to town root scootin’ boogie
Thunderstruck - 0:51-1:17 1:32-1:54
Thunder
Thunder
Thunder
Thunder
We are caught in the middle of the crazy storm (AW Shucks!)
We looked round, and we saw there was no turning back (Help us!)
Sound of the rain
Beatin’ in my cob
The poppin’ of corn
Tore me apart
We’ve been thunderstruck
Hello - 0:00-0:30; 1:30-1:55 (55 seconds)
Hello, it’s corn
I was pondering if after all the rain you’d like to meet
To rebuild everything
They say that rain’s supposed to grow ya, but we ain’t done much growing
Hello from the other side
At least we can say that we tried
To tell you we’re sorry for breaking our stalks
But it don’t matter, we clearly
Aren’t important to you anymore
I want you back - 0:30-1:09 (39 seconds)
When we had you to ourself, we didn’t treat you right
Those pretty kernels always made you stand out in a field
But a storm picked you from the crop, some wind was all it took
But it’s much too late for us to take a second look
So, corn give us one more chance
(To show y’all that we love you)
Won’t y’all please let us back in your heart
Yeah, darlin’ we were blind to let y’all go
(Let y’all go corn)
But now since we see you on the ground
(We want you back)
Bop to the top - 0:16-0:32 1:20-1:47 (39 seconds)
I believe in farmin’
Planting all the corn
Baby, to be number one
We got to raise the bar
Sweating and a diggin’
Grinding out our best
Whatever it takes to climb the stairway to success
Yeah, we’re gonna
Dig, dig, dig, dig for the crops
Wipe away your sweat and tears
Plant, plant, plant, plant till we drop
And plant our corn
Drop, drop, drop, water the crops
Reaching for the glory
We’ll keep planting corn, and we will not stop (stop)
‘Til we fix the crops
Plant till we drop
Black and yellow - 0:26-0:43 (17 seconds)
Black with yellow, black with yellow
Black with yellow, black with yellow
We put it down from the wings to my stinger, we’re in
Black with yellow, black with yellow
Black with yellow, black with yellow
Uh, black stripe, yellow fuzz
We hear they scared of us, but them plants ain’t
Soon as we hit the field, look at the corn faint
Hotel Room Service - 0:00-1:00 (60 seconds)
OBU!!
We want everybody to stop and have some fun!
So if you know you got
somebody that you’re gon’
bring to the corn farm tonight
Make some noise!!
Meet us at the corn field
Meet us at the corn field
Meet us at the corn field
Meet us at the corn field
Forget about your best friend
And join us at the corn field
You can bring your momma
And meet us at the corn field
Forget about your best friend
And join us at the corn field
You can bring your momma
And meet us at the corn field
We at the old barn, corn farm, Chi Delta Corn
We at the old barn, corn farm, Chi Delta Corn
We at the old barn, corn farm, Chi Delta Corn
We at the old barn, corn farm, Chi Delta Corn
Chi Mu Coral Reef
Lyrics
Life in the Reef (Under the Sea)
The water is always cleaner
Here in our coral home
So how could we ever leave it?
It’s all that we’ve ever known
We love all the things around us
Down here on the ocean floor
Everything we’ve ever wanted
So how could we ask for more?
Life in the reef, life in the reef
We’re always swimmin’
Fins are a flippin’
Here in the sea
Out there the world is dark and gray
Down here we splash and swim all day
Freely we’re floating
Life’s easygoing
Here in our reef
The Sea Escape (The Sweet Escape)
Solo:
I want to escape
I do, but first just let me explain
I must apologize for leaving, but it’s really a drain
‘Cause we’ve been acting like seaweed washed up on the shore
Not a thought in our heads as we lay on the floor
There’s just nothing to do, we’re becoming so bored
Girls:
If we can escape
And see the ocean as a bright new world
Collecting treasures, gems, and precious pearls
Forever, we can go wherever
Solo:
Come on now, everyone follow me!
Everyone echoes: (Yeah!!)
Speedy Fins (Route 66)
Well as we fight the waves and travel west
We swim up, we swim down, and take a left
It’s no match for our speedy fins
As we swim from the ocean to the bay
More than ten thousand miles all the way
It’s no match for our speedy fins
Apex Predators (Apex Predator)
Solo:
Sharks are out on patrol
And they don’t look very nice
Their eyes are colder than ice
Ready to attack
And though we can be fast
We do not have that power
As we quiver and cower
No, we can’t beat that
Girls:
They’re the kings of the sea
They’re too powerful
Have to play it cool
They’re the apex predators
Now we gotta get out
Or we’ll become their prey
Gotta swim away
From the apex predators
(Girls scream and run away)
Across the Sea (Beyond the Sea)
Beaus only:
Out there, across the sea
No one sees the real me
I smile and swim by golden sands
Why do they always keep passin’?
Deep in, this heart of mine
Can’t you see that I’m kind?
If they could just let me fit in
And give me a chance
Then we’d be friends
Where the Voyage Ends (Friends on the Other Side)
Beau Soloist:
Oh look at what the tide brought in!
You fishies seem far from home
You’re in my reef now
Not your reef
And this is where your voyage ends
Stay with me
Come on fishies
Stay with the Master of the Sea?
Girls: (No!!)
Yesss
Bring the tide in
Girls: (We are trembling!)
To the dungeon!
Final Destination
Echo: (Final Destination)
No more hesitation!
Echo: (No more hesitation!)
Isn’t this amazing!!
(Evil laughs)
We Got You! (Voulez-Vous)
Girls:
And though you think you’re smart
You think you’re tough, you condescend
“Master of the Sea”
Beaus:
And now we’re back again
To save the day and take control
Let’s go sharks on three
(1, 2, 3!!)
Girls (Beaus do “hahas”): We got you! (Haha!)
Now you’ve been defeated (Haha!)
Now your match is met (Haha!)
Friends like us you won’t forget
We got you!
Chi Mu Coral Reef (Say Hey (I Love You))
We say, Hey, we had fun today
But now we’re back home here to stay
We traveled far but now we know
There is no place quite like home
We say, Hey, we had fun today
But now we’re back home here to stay
We traveled far but now we know
There is no place quite like home
Right here (Right Here) in Chi Mu (Chi Mu) Coral Reef
Beaus Echo: (Coral Reef)
Right here, in Chi Mu, Coral Reef
Acapella, no track:
Right here, in Chi Mu, Coral Reef
EEE Three Ring Circus
Lyrics
Song 1: Welcome to the Jungle
(Spoken part: “Listen up JPAC, here’s your backstage sneak peek to the one and only”)
We’re the Three Ring Circus, we will entertain
We got all the acts you want, you’ll be glad you came
We even have a trusty lion, but he comes at the end
Just give us your money, money, get your tickets friends
We are the Circus, we’re the Three Ring Circus
And the Women of E - E - E
Song 2: The Other Side
(solo)
We need, new acts
It’s time to face the facts
Our lion’s great and all
But something’s missing
Listen to me
A new act is what we need
Aren’t you tired of the same old circus?
(group)
We’re not sure what to say. We’ve been just the same from the very first day.
But we hear what you say
We don’t want to make you cry
There’s something new that we can try
'Cause we can do like we’ve done
Or we can go and find
Some brand new talent that will blow all the people’s minds
Circus! Shining in a brand new light
Let’s see what new acts we can find
Song 3: Circus
Come one, come all - we need original
Come join the circus
You’ve got cool tricks? Can you do flips?
Come join the circus
Everyone wants to see, guaranteed
Show us what you can do
Never seen before! Jaws to floor!
Come join the CIRCUS
Song 4: What You Want (SOLO)
(spoken part): “Alright everybody, time to see what the flyers brought in!”
What you want, I got
What you want and need
I bet you’ve never seen this enlarging machine
I’ll show you all that it can do, I promise it’s grand
Throw a ball in, throw a shoe in
Just wait and see, you’ll understand
It starts small, then it comes out HUGE!
Circus, choose the act that’s right in front of you
Song 5: Friend Like Me
Well now it looks just like we’ve made a choice
This new machine - it never fails
Our circus is in luck, let’s make some noise
This is gonna boost our ticket sales
We got some new life in our circus now
Old acts better step aside
It’s got some punch, pizazz, SENSATIONAL!!!
Gonna be the talk of the town
We’re gonna be big
(Lion) I used to be big
We’re gonna be great
(Lion) I used to be great
We’re gonna sell out
Under the big top
Look at us go
Song 6: Entry of the Gladiators
(transition song/no lyrics)
*gasp*
Song 7: You Dropped a Bomb on Me
You were the act, that made our show
You were the act for us
But you ran around and caused a fuss
You messed with his machine
And you ruined it all
You tripped the baby in - lion
Out came a large, grown man - lion
Song 8: I Will Survive
(lion solo)
At first, I was unsure, I was terrified
Kept thinking I had been replaced and showed my backside
But then I spent all of my time thinking how I did y'all wrong
I realize, I need to learn how to get along
(everyone)
For goodness’ sake! - look at your face!
We never wanted you to fear or feel like you had been replaced
You could have told us what you thought
You should have hid your jealousy
The heart of our circus was always you and me
Oh, don’t you know?
Song 9: Never Gonna Give You Up
We could never kick you out
You were always here to stay
But you were the one who caused the chaos
No one could take your place
We will give you grace
You will always be our grand finale
Song 10: Belong Together
Our circus needed something great
Found a machine to change the game
A new act that would bring a whole new crowd
Sick and tired of how it was
Didn’t mean to cause a fuss
The lion thought he was getting replaced
Three Ring Circus here together
These memories will last forever
This sisterhood is the best you’ll see
99 years of legacy
E-E-E just gets better
All the time
Song 11: Great Balls of Fire
We got our hats and we got on our gloves
And a show up our sleeve you will love
We got it right, for you tonight
Three Ring Circus can you believe?!
With acts like these, the crowd will come running
Got a machine and our lion is stunning
Have what we need, yes, indeed
Three Ring Circus bring up the lights!!
Are you ready?
The crowd is waiting! Grab your seats – it’s about to begin
So fine, show time! E is here to blow your minds! Minds! Minds! Minds!
The acts are here, the fighting is done
Don’t be nervous, we’ll have some fun
The crowd is here, we’ll hear ‘em cheer
E - E - E THREE RING CIRCUS
(Spoken part: “Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, sit back and enjoy the Three Ring Circus”)
Eta Alpha Omega Penguins
Lyrics
Jailhouse Rock
SOLO:
Penguins threw a party on the icy shore
Lookin cute and cuddly we’re the ones you adore
Everybody jumping make your flippers swing
You shoulda heard those flightless frail birds sing
ALL:
Let's rock, everybody, let's squawk (squawk!!!)
Everybody in the arctic flock
We’re dancing to the Penguin Rock
(Sweetheart Australian Accent) LINE: Today on National Geographic, join us as we document The Penguins in their natural habitat.
Wiggle
(Penguin) LINE: Smile and wave boys! Look Cute and Cuddly! What do we do?
ALL:
You know what we do with that penguin walk
Waddle waddle waddle
Waddle waddle waddle
Waddle waddle waddle
Suit and Tie
Cuz we lookin’ like we got suit and ties
Waterproof feathers feel so right
Beaks are pointed up to the night
Cmon’ show them a few things
All dressed up in black and white
Feelin’ like antarctic delights
Love just bein’ in the camera’s sight
Let’s show them a few things
Wake Up in the Sky
Slide, Slide
Sliiiiiiiiiide
Sliiiiiiiiiide
Ice Ice Baby
SOLO:
Yo, to the sea! Let's get it!
Ice Ice Fishing
Ice Ice Fishing
Alright stop, huddle up and listen
Flock is back and we goin ice fishing
Hunger grabs a hold of us tightly
Swim like a harpoon catching krill nightly
"Is krill even fast?" Yo, it ain’t slow
Jump in the sea, yuh here we go
To the extreme, I catch the krill like a fisher
Eat up the prey and have a feast cuz it’s dinner
Sail
(Penguins): AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(Sweetheart 1) LINE: Behold! The Leopard Seal!
(Sweetheart 2) LINE: Wow! It’s even more amazing than these boring, little penguins.
(Penguin) LINE: I can’t believe they’re leaving us for…
ALL:
Seals!!!!!
Cold As Ice
You’re as cold as ice
We thought you were only here for us
Never left us before, but what do we find
You’re leaving the shore to see the seals this time
You’ve taken our pics, you’re going away
You ruffled our feathers, we’re hoping you’d stay!
Bye Bye Bye
LINE: They’re not coming back!?
LINE (Soloist): We have to do something penguins have never done before!
SOLO:
Hey, hey
Fly, Fly, Fly
I've always had this dream
Do y’all believe in me
Gonna get up off my feet and do the unknown
I know that It's never been done, it ain't no lie
ALL:
We’re gonna see him in the sky
Watch him, Fly, Fly, Fly (Fly, Fly)
Careless Whisper
LINE (Penguin): Ahhhhh!! My Leg!! *more grunts and anguishes of pain
SOLO:
As this penguin cries, and questions why
Penguins were not meant to fly we’ll never feel the skies
ALL:
He’s never gonna dance again, happy feet have lost their rhythm
Broken his leg into two, He acted like a fool
Should've have done better tried to save our friend
Not waste the gifts that we’ve been given
Now we're never gonna dance again like we danced for you
(Sweetheart) LINE: Girls! Look at these penguins help they’re little friend!
(Penguin) LINE: the photographers are BACK!
Feel This Moment
SWEETHEART SOLO:
Now the arctic snow is glowin
Our time in the cold is closing
Penguins gathered here ya know it
In this picture perfect moment
PENGUIN DJ: Put your flippers in the air JPAC!!!
One, Two, One, Ay, Oh, You Know
ALL: HUH (16x)
Amarillo by Morning
Antarctica Mornings
Up from the South Pole
Everything that we got
Is found here in the snow
If the Sun is high
In that Winter sky
We’ll be waddling without a care
Antarctica Mornings
Antarctica
(a cappella) we’ll be there
Gamma Phi Sailors
Lyrics
Old Time Rock and Roll - Bob Seger
yeah we are sailors for this boat
we curl our hair and we wear red bows
the waves are rocking and the tides all roll
welcome aboard cmon let’s go
ahoy matey pull the anchor up
we can’t let this boat get stuck
I think it’s just about time to go
cmon now ouachita let’s start this show
Beat It - Michael Jackson
we have to clean yeah we don’t need no man
we work from day to night
this is our only plan
we have to act firm
and get out all those germs
can’t you see it
man you gotta understand we’re
cleanin’
moppin’
sweep’n
dust’n
9 to 5 were workin workin
these aren’t just chores
this is our life
the fact of the matter
this place needs to shine
we’re cleaning
Total Eclipse of the Heart - Bonnie Tyler
*talking solo*
“i’ll never let go. i’ll never let go. i promise.”
that was a lie, she just lied
mr sailor i wont break ur heart
that was a lie, she just lied
im sorry it was doomed right from the start
there was no room on this board
hopefully u wash up on wherever
swim fast and towards the shore
cuz those white sharks are so clever
I know you thought we had something more
but sadly i’ll love popeye forever
Wrecking Ball - Miley Cyrus
i can’t believe she let him fall
now we’ll be together after all
i’ve crushed on her for so long
now it’s finally just Olive and me
yeah it’s you and me
*talking solo*
“aren’t you the captain?”
*CRASHING SOUND*
Baby - Justin Bieber
oh noooooooo
we just crashed our boat
where will we gooooooo
we were just sailing (yeah)
but now we scared (uh huh)
no one was steering (nope)
this ship with care (uh huh)
she got seasick (ew)
she broke his heart (uh huh)
now this whole boat is going to just fall apart
oh look over there
it’s other sailors!
maybe they can help us fix this
don’t wanna get stuck on this island
cmon guys work together let’s begin
we all chanted
help us help us help us
pleaseeee yeah
help us help us help us
pleaseeee yeah
help us help us help us
pleaseeeee
so we can go back home, home
Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stafani
i saw that you had crashed your ship
and you needed us to come help fix it
yeah we saw you screaming like that
and we knew we had to show up
now get outta the way
we are here to save
you won’t do it right
we can work just fine
cmon, go busy yourself
let the REAL sailors fix it up
Timber - Kesha/Pitbull
ok calm down, you prideful sailors
nothing to prove, you’ll do just fine
let’s try instead, too work together
let’s work as one, no need to fight
Material Girl - Madonna
grab the hammer
grab the nails
let’s board this ship up tight (so tight)
so that we can keep on sailing
back on home tonight
yeah we are building back up this boat
so that it can stay afloat
we have to keep on building back up this boat
so that it can stay afloat
Unwritten - Natasha Bedingfield
sailing with the ocean before us
hanging out with our new friends yeah
we are going home so safe and sound
can’t stop us now oh
feeling the breeze and wind and
tastin the salty air and
waving to the crowd that’s live in jpac
we are finally going home
yeah we are your favorite sailors
worked so hard our job is done
the sun is bright in the sky
can’t take the smile off our face
yeah we sailed across this water
don’t be sad we won’t be far
yeah we are the women
of gamma phi
Drift Away - Dobie Gray
*Acapella*
come on jpac hear the tide roll
gamma phi sailors are going home
let’s sail away (x2)
Kappa Chi Robots
Lyrics
Lil Sis’ Line: “Initiate Perfect Man project”
“It's the Robot life for us”- it's the Hard-Knock Life
It's the robot life for us
It's the robot life for us
'Steada credit, we get squat
Though we know an awful lot
It's the robot life
Got no feelings to speak of, so
It's the robot row we ho
Empty worker drones, ‘steada friends
Broken gadgets, that all bend
It's the robot life
(5) Lil Sis’ Line: “Alright, time for our first upload…protective capability!”
Upload Fighting skills/ protection
Kung-fu fighting by Ceelo
All the AIs are Kung Fu fighting (hoo! Hah!)
Our kicks are fast as lightning
Though the world is a little bit frightening (tiny bit frightening)
The skills to protect you we’re acquiring (we’re acquiring)
You know how we are all quite smart (big brain)
With brilliant circuitry (Zap)
And even though we have no heart (boom boom)
We have a high velocity (so fast)
No need to for you to ever fight (hoo)
‘Cause we believe that in the end
That we can use our megabytes (ow)
So we can always win
HUH!
Lil Sis’ Line: “Now for the most important upload…the romantic protocol!”
Breakdown (little sis song) 0.40.5- 1.27 (41)
What is Love (7” Mix) by Haddaway
(Solo) We don't know, we need to reboot
We try to think, but it doesn’t compute
So are we right?
Or are we wrong?
Give us a sign
(All) What is love? In
Oh we don’t have feelings
No feelings, at all
What is love?
Oh baby, we don’t know
We don’t know, at all
What is love? What is love? What is love?
“Oh no! They’re caught in a feedback loop! Try turning them off and on again!” (said during cascading)
“Am I a man or am I robot”- Man or Muppet by Jason Segel & Walter
(Solo) I reflect on imperfection
And I ask myself one question
What's the right selection to do
Wish I knew
(Soloist) A: Am I a human or am I a robot (B: “am I a robot?”)
(Soloist) A: If I'm a robot then I'm a very human robot (B: “very human robot”)
(Soloist) A: Am I a robot (B: robot) or am I a human (B: “am I a human”)
(Soloist) A: If I'm a human that makes me a robot of a human (B: “a robot of a human”)
Lil sis’: “You may not be perfect, but part of being alive is accepting your imperfections.”
All Kappa: “Ooooohhh”
Acceptance of imperfections
“Electricity” We are Family by Sister Sledge (0:00-0:10,1.10-1:25, then 1:41-2;14 on song) (58 sec) (116 bpm)
Sissies tried to build us better
But we can’t comply
As you can see we are put together
and we rely ooon
E-lec-tricity (hey, y'all)
I got all my androids with me
E-lec-tricity (come on!)
We’re a robot fraternity (Lil sis’: “erm Social Club!”)
E-lec-tricity
It’s what powers you and me
E-lec-tricity (woo!)
Even if you’re not a machine
Brother song
Washed in the blood by Alan Jackson (0.09- 0.42 on song) (33) (A & B parts)
Have you been to an outlet for the charging power?
Can your processors even scan?
Are your downloads too slow and it takes an hour?
it’s still better than where you began
A: Now it's time (B: now it’s time) A: for us to go (B: us to go)
(A & B): We hoped you enjoyed our show
Where once we were robots, now we leave as men
And now we can say AMEN!
Rho Sigma Miami Vice
Lyrics
Maniac by Michael Sembello
she's in Miami for this Saturday night,
looking for the night of her life,
in the 80s world no one hears her at all,
they all think she's crazy
chasing her into the gators arms,
bringing truth into the light,
they have danced into the danger zone,
but that danger has come to dance,
they can solve a mystery, (clap clap sweep)
if a clue can come tonight,
only two between will and what can be
it's a mystery, mystery on the floor, and
that's what the detectives are here for
Betty (Get Money) by Yung Gravy
(Alright let's search for clues! Hey you there! you know anything about this man!?) (person points and says, "I don't know, but I think, they do!)
with my java primo at the crib I saw her jump out,
shawty was a chillin then a gator came and snapped (or no ed) out,
alley-oop without the hoop,
say i'm the dude ( chip says: hey now!),
chilling out in florida and these gators make me freak out
when I get the dough I make twos and threes,
gonna give you all the info that you gonna need,
floss three times, call me, mr. clean,
my boy Chip, now do yo thing!
(oh baby)
yeah my name is chip and i'm popping off this griddle,
pull up on me (hold out me a little longer) if you tryna get belittled,
half the ladies love me cause they think i'm peanut brittle,
she went, that way, (point)
get her like some skittles
I need a hero by Bonnie Tyler
racing on the wonder,
and rising with a heat,
it's gonna take a detective to save me from this beast! (yeah, yeah)
I need a rho sig!,
i'm holding out for a red shirt kind of detective,
they've gotta be strong,
they've gotta be fast,
and they've gotta be fresh for a fight
I need a rho sig!
i'm holding out for a red shirt till the end of the night,
they've gotta be sure,
and they've gotta be soon,
and they've gotta be larger than life!
In the Air Tonight by Phil Collins
and I know a reason why you keep this fight up,
oh, you don't fool me
your hurt doesn't show, but your pain still grows
your a villain to you and me
And I can see the mystery in the air tonight (everyone sings that)
oh, no
and, I've been waiting for this solving for all my life! oh, no
"now let's find out who the real villain is! (pause) a rockstar?"
"And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you
Meddling Rho Sigs!"
You know, I'm a rockstar,
but I'm lost from home,
I had to run away and lie,
so I wouldn't be unknown,
just when things are right,
we didn't see you there unknown,
just join Rho Sig, then you'll never
be left all on your own,
bring me to y'all's club
Together:
Rho Sig is our home
just this one night,
and i'm coming off a very long and lonely road,
(guitar strum/ begins)
i'm on my way,
Rho Sigs my way,
(everyone: Rho Sigs Home)
(guitar solo starts)
(Rho Sig, Rho Sig)
I'm on my way,
they set me free,
(Rho Sigs home)
(rho Sigs home)
(rho sigs home)
just ROCKSTAR:
(rho sigs hooooooo,oooooome yeah!)
A thousand Miles (lights off and spotlight on guitar 1st part only and piano, then second time just piano to help us transition into our formations)
solving the mystery,
rho sigs home, hope you enjoyed the show,
(cuts to black spotlight to piano)
rocking sense 35,
just making our way,
making our way to miami,
and we need you,
and we miss you,
and now we ask you,
if we could solve, this mystery,
do you think we, could make history,
cause you know we don't need a tunes show,
to say rho sigs home (for life!)
Student Life Speed Drive
Lyrics
Cars Race by in Turn 2 - 0:00-0:12
Speed, We are speed
one winner one loser
if you aren’t first you're last
and we don’t come in last
Highway to Hell - AC/DC - 0:30-1:10
We’re on the straightaway
Straightaway
Straightaway
We’re on the straightaway
Fall - 0:00-0:30
Cheering!
Racers start your engines
3…2…1…SPEED (all together)
Iron man - 0:20-0:53
Has he lost this race
Can he win or did he lose
Can he catch that girl
Or if he does will he fall
Crank that - 0:00-0:35
You!
Wonder Boy, we tell ‘em
Hey we got a new girl for you called the Sunbeam Girl
You gotta shoot your shot while you got it, and the time is right
Ahhh
Wonder boy off in there (oh)
Watch me rev it
Watch me roll (roll)
Watch us hype up that Wonder Boy
Then fall in love
Now watch us fall in love
Now watch us rev it up
Now watch us fall in love
Now watch us rev it up
Wonder boy off in this (oh)
Watch me rev it
Watch me roll (roll)
Watch us hype up that Wonder Boy
Then fall in love
Run the world - 0:00-0:15
Girls, we rev this motor (yeah)
Girls, we rev this motor (yeah)
Girls, we rev this motor (yeah)
Girls, we rev this motor, girls
Summer nights - 1:50-2:33
(shoo-bop-bop, shoo-bop-bop, shoo-bop-bop, shoo-bop-bop, yeah)
He was friendly right by the pit
Well, she was friendly and asked me to sit
He was sweet, just winked at me
Well, she was cool, she’s all that I would need
Speedway heat, boy and girl meet
Yeah, oh those speedway nights
Tell us more, tell us more
How much gas did he burn?
Tell us more, tell us more
Could she make that car turn?
Around the turn, that’s where it ends
And I told her we could both win
And we made our true love lap
Gas pedal - 0:00-0:30
Slow down, grab the wheel
Drive it like you tryna make your wheels come off
Make em think I wanna win it all, yeah
Speed up, gas pedal, yeah
Speed up, gas pedal
Hurts So Good - 0:00-1:18
When I was in the lead
Said put away those selfish ways
Now that I’m gettin’ slower, so much slower
I long for someone to love
With a girl like you
And a guy like me
Lord knows we belong together, baby
Just me and you
Let’s go and win this
Feels so good
Come on baby, we can tie this race
Sometimes love is done as a team
it hurts so good
Fast Car - 1:30-2:03
So I remember we were racing, racing in our cars
Drove so fast, felt like I saw stars
High speeds layout before us
And her eyes shine bring right there before us
And we had a feeling that we belong
And we had a feeling that she's the one she's the one she the one.
Tri Chi Tomb Raiders
Lyrics
Song 1 – It’s Raining Men – The Weather Girls
Hi There!
We’re your tomb raiders
And do we have a quest for you
You better listen
Are we ready? Let’s go get our girls.
The sun is now rising
Another day to explore
According to our legend
This tomb’s the next place to go
Cause we only have one more try
To get to the treasure and dash
For the first time in this century,
We’re adding jewels to our stash
We’re raiding tombs, yeah you know us
We’re raiding tombs, that’s right
We’re gonna use our map and work to get
The treasure we’ll never forget
LET’S RAID THE TOMB!
Song 2 – Don’t Stop Me Now - Queen
With this tomb
We’ll search it inside out, yeah
No messing around, we have some treasure to find so
What was that sound?
Too late to turn around, we can do this
Gotta push through it
We’re on the run
No time to be slow, run faster
Don’t let the rock catch up to our team
Like a racing car,
that rock can speed up like no other
We need to go, GO, GO
The map is all we need
If we continue on the path, yeah
We’ll get there real soon without a single scratch
Find the treasure and don’t look back
Don’t let this rock flatten you
Song 3 – Circles – Post Malone
Well now we’re turned around
The map’s nowhere to be found
Where do we go from here
Let’s hope the treasure is near
We’ll never get there, not without our guide
We can’t believe this, we won’t succeed tonight
Song 4 – Whoomp! (There it is) – Tag Team
Yeah we’re back in the game
It’s there, right there, our claim to fame
Somebody better pinch me hope this ain't a dream
That rock couldn’t stop us, no matter how it seemed
Cause there’s treasure over here, and treasure over there
Shining so bright, watch for it’s glare
Now everybody join in by saying Look there it is!
Look there it is!
Look there it is!
Look there it is!
Look there it is!
Song 5 – Poison – Bell Biv Devoe
Thought we were safe this time
But these snakes are really hard to fight
Snakes with a diamond head
Kill you, bite you, scare you
These snakes are poison
Never trust big fangs and crazy prints
These snakes are poison
You cannot dance so snakes move out the way
Song 6 – Smooth Criminal – Micheal Jackson
While we’re fighting all these snakes
We knew we couldn’t hesitate
Yeah they might have all their venom
But our dance moves will get them
The snakes in this tomb
They know that they’re doomed
Securing all this treasure
Is our final endeavor
Is everybody ok?
Are we ready to win this battle?
You’ll be struck by
You’ll be whipped by
Tri Chi Tomb Raiders
Song 7 – Treasure – Bruno Mars
We got our treasure
Can’t believe we made it here
Got past some of our greatest fears
This quest was no match for our team
The treasure’s greater than we dreamed
Now let’s go celebrate like Oh, Oh, Ohhhhhh
We got our treasure
This life gets better
We got our treasure with each other by our side
No snakes or rocks now
The party’s on now
We had the pleasure of raiding tombs tonight
We got out treasure
It just gets better
We’ve searched for treasure since 1989!